My family had no idea I was a multimillionaire defense contractor. They uninvited me from the family trip to Aspen, texting, ‘We gave your first-class seat to the dog. You ruin the aesthetic.’ I simply replied, ‘Enjoy.’ I flew my private jet to my $15 million estate on the same mountain and invited the relatives they rejected. When my mother saw the live feed of our party, she called the police—but they came for her.
Do not board. We told the senator’s family you are in rehab. Your presence ruins the aesthetic. We gave your first-class seat to
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